...it takes 25 minutes to check in for a flight -because of being military, a misprint that omitted Boy Bean, and a ticket-printer that runs out of paper?
...your bags are randomly selected for search and inspect?
...your husband is ALSO randomly selected for a pat down?
....your plane (that departs in 2 minutes) is at the FARTHEST gate from the security checkpoint?
...you almost miss your connecting flight due to an overly-needy-adult-woman-who-has-to-have-coffee-to-be-a-nice-person?
Well, if you are me, My Love, and Boy Bean, you get a severe case of the giggles.
That all happened as we attempted to attend my cousin's wedding in Wisconsin this past weekend.
Madison's capitol building |
The girls stayed with AMAZING friends of ours.
And that was only the beginning!Madison is gorgeous!!!! |
I had been the person in charge of travel arrangements for this trip - which is normally no big deal. Typically, I'm fairly on the ball. Ahead of schedule. Have all our confirmations printed out or written down, and might even have directions figured out ahead of time.
Me and my brother |
As we deplaned in Madison, I realized I could NOT remember which company we'd rented a car through. OR what hotel we were staying at. I decided to keep that information to myself, hoping that the answers would magically appear before My Love needed to know anything.
My Mom and Dad tasting the delicious fare at the Farmer's Market. |
They didn't.
So we waited in line with car company #1....only to find out I had guessed wrong. My number was called - and My Love laughed. Off we went to car company #2.....and I guessed right! Woohoo!
Boy Bean watching the game with Uncle Matthew |
Then My Love saw the maps of the area and decided to get an idea of how we would reach our hotel. Which was no big deal....except I could only remember we were staying at a Marriott. |
There are 3 in the area.
He just looked at me in silence. And then burst out laughing. I joined in.....and the poor rental car agent was stuck wondering if we were safe to operate a vehicle.
I was not. For the safety of our family, we assumed our typical roles - I navigated, and My Love drove. Off we went to find breakfast.
IHOP is always a good choice for breakfast, right? Well, it ended up being a good choice to fit our morning!
Some of the cousins present for the wedding |
Total side note: Our waitress was not the brightest crayon in the box. When I asked if they had any NON-Dairy creamer, she paused, thought, and replied: "Yeah, our HALF AND HALF is NON-Dairy." I managed to not pee my pants on that one.
Barely.
By this time, everything was funny anyway - and that was just too much!
Apparently, this particular IHOP had some sort of legal issue or something....and was SHUT DOWN WHILE we were there! The manager went in the kitchen and had them turn off everything, and we were KICKED out! They wouldn't even give us our (already prepared) food in a box. And I had to ask special permission to stay for a few minutes to finish feeding Boy Bean his oatmeal.Seriously!
This is the way we travel, people. Don't you want to join on the next adventure???
How many people can you fit in one elevator??? |
Apparently, quite a few! |
Although we were supposed to return on Sunday - due to aircraft malfunction, we were bumped to Monday.
And our connection was delayed 2 hours.
But you know what? It was a BLAST!
Me and my cousin Travis |
Perhaps because I travel with 4 beans all the time, I've learned itineraries are more of a suggestion.
Maybe it is because I hope things will not go smoothly so I can have a funny story.
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